This is awesome. I am at a loss for words... partially because I'm slightly tired and don't have the power to bother with putting together words to describe how amazingly wonderfully fantastically beautifully perfectly perfect this is. Oh wait, I just did.
The prequel to Armageddon, Arma, Get In! stars Shannon Doherty as Arma, an obsessed ex-girlfriend of Ben Affleck's character from Armageddon, A.J. Frost. Unable to win his heart back she befriends a mysterious voodoo witch in the uncharted swamps of Louisiana and together they hatch a plan that could wipe out all of humanity. Who can stop this raining doom? You'll have to ask Nicolas Cage. Directed by Hallmark Productions, 164 minutes. Narrated by Christian Slater.